you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
(Source: slydigger, via crystalzelda)
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
(Source: pansypunx, via crystalzelda)
light rain (◡‿◡✿)
heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)
Its because we pronounce our consonants. The Americans focus on vowels, which sounds more romantic. — Star Treks Benedict Cumberbatch on why the British often boldly go to the dark side to play movie baddies. (via bettybutterbuttocksxo)
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
(Source: mybelovedcheshire, via moriartysuperiority24601)
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.
You guys are alright.
(Source: the-yolocaust, via moriartysuperiority24601)
‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’