The Dust That Floats High In June

I just had a craving for scallops wrapped in bacon. I could actually taste it for a moment.

I hate being hungry and not allowed to eat.

puking:

life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

I’m wondering how many hundreds of dollars is appropriate to deposit at the bank at one time without them believing me to be some sort of minor drug dealer.

I don’t know why I care what the cranky old woman at the bank thinks about me.

mikulios:

making HONEST ANTAGONISTS who believe they’re in the right and firmly believe in what they’re doing is SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING than making them “crazy” because of some outside influence. make villains who believe they are the protagonists

lulz-time:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

lulz-time:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

kinomatika:

kinomatika:

something about a greaser boy who can see spirits and ghosts and it affects him in a pretty heavy way

man everybody’s reblogging this guy again so I guess i will too

kinomatika:

kinomatika:

something about a greaser boy who can see spirits and ghosts and it affects him in a pretty heavy way

man everybody’s reblogging this guy again so I guess i will too

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

haunted-by-waters:

relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)

Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.
my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via maarnayeri)

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops